Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2014
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View ArticleReview: Ceres Lace
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View ArticleReview: Limon
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View ArticleReview: Mona Wave
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View ArticleReview: Afterglow
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View ArticleUm, No: BlissMe vibrators with… personalities
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View ArticleReview: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable
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View ArticleReview: kGoal
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View ArticleReview: Rosa and Rosa Rouge
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View ArticleReview: Womanizer W100
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View ArticleReview: Siri 2
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were off dilly-dallying with weird oral sex simulators and pretentious cock rings,...
View ArticleReview: Prism V
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky analogies, no thought-provoking insight, no riotous backstory. I can’t lure you in with tales of...
View ArticleReview: Rave
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the mail. I was already dressed — pants, shirt, shoes. My hair was wet from a shower. I’d already had...
View ArticleReview: Mystic Wand Rechargeable
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way, or even in the “these vibrations feel like death” way. But in the manageably sad...
View ArticleReview: Afterglow
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars, and this is not what a good sex toy is. Not even close. Not even in the...
View ArticleUm, No: BlissMe vibrators with… personalities
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says his new sex toy business concept is a bit different from others...
View ArticleReview: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes, it is. The time has come, my friends. The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, widely...
View ArticleReview: kGoal
Recently my girlfriend admitted that, while fingering me, they wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina? So I’m being up front with you: that is the caliber of vagina we’re...
View ArticleReview: Rosa and Rosa Rouge
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim — but that is exactly what happened with the L’Amourose Rosa. Reports of...
View ArticleReview: Womanizer W100
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater? Why isn’t it blasting Eminem? Why isn’t it friends with OJ? Why doesn’t it endorse Robin Thicke? Why doesn’t the spout emit AXE body spray? I feel these...
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